What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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