Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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