Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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