I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
