no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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