I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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