Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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