i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just want to make out with him forever
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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