I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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