I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
