Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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