I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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