I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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