you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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