Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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