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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

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Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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(269): View more from Michigan

I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket

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(734): View more from Michigan

I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.

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(530): View more from California

So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment

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