At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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