You're my little dorito
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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