Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Houston, we have a squirter
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Enjoy the penises
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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