fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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