That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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