so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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