So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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