There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
last night I used snow as a chaser
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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