Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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