dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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