Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
