Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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