Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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