I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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