No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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