Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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