508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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