just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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