so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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