mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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