PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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