she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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