shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she smelled like a LAN party
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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