That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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