We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Damn victory sex feels great
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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