You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
