I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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