did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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