my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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