Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The adults are the big ones right?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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