I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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