You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
