I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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