wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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