Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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