He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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