Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
